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Losing Virginity « Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 11:55pm »
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Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
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Class Reunion « Result #3 on Feb 26, 2009, 3:42am »
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Nas Disses Em « Result #7 on May 12, 2004, 7:07pm »
Heres wut nas had to say ...On Eminem
Shady (Eminem) is just the corporate slut from the suburbs that Interscope used to steal our music. He's nothin but a tool, not to knock his rhymes, but he's a tool.
--------------------------- Haha! I'm sorry but Nas just friggen fell off. He aint consistant with his songs. His new "Theives Theam" is dope but i aint heard nothin else thats any good from him lately. Dude is turnin to tha snoop dogg of tha eastcoast. Your suppose 2 get better as a rapper when u get older not average. Lets see now how many people got beef wit nas???
Mobb Deep, Jay-Z, Cormega, Nature, Cam, Dipset, 50 Cent... i know theres more but i forget. & damn dude use 2 be homies wit all these rappers. what a joke. Nas done fell off. He has some tight songs but u cant listen to him b!tch on a rap for more than a minute. In farsi NAS means p.u.s.s.y. (For real! It really stands for vagina. Go tell a persian dude he's a NAS & see his reaction. haha!)
Beanie Sigel is sooooooo gangsta!!!!! « Result #9 on May 8, 2004, 9:09am »
either he is extremely gangsta or extremely stupid!!!!
**got this off of another site!!!**
A mistrial was declared today in the case of Roc-A-Fella rapper Beanie Sigel. The jury deliberated for a week but was unable to reach a verdict on any of the charges against him. Sigel was facing 20 to 40 years in prison if convicted of shooting a man outside of a bar in 2003.
Terrance Speller claimed that Sigel shot him in the abdomen and foot, however the defense questioned Speller's credibility, and Speller admitted to changing his story several times when speaking to authorities.
In a separate case, Sigel still faces prison time after pleading guilty to federal drug and weapons charges related to a 2002 traffic stop when authorities said Sigel ditched his SUV and a loaded handgun and ran from the police. Investigators said they found drugs in the vehicle, including codeine, Oxycodone and marijuana. He is also awaiting trial on charges that he fractured a 53-year-old man's eye socket
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Re: say something man? « Result #10 on Mar 26, 2004, 10:52pm »
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& thats sum quic shit that 15% of wat i really got
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